remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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