Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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