i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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