How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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