He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
