Do you still have your period?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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