hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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