ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Randomize
