i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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