tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
