he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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