you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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