You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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