i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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