so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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