Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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