he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
