This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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