As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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