what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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