I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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