Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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