Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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