My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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