Fuck appropriateness.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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