Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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