It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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