i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
accomplished twins. life is a go
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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