We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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