You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Holy sore nipples Batman
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Randomize
