PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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