Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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