Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
did you just send me my own nude
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I love you. Go after that dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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