Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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