Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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