I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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