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Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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