i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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