That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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