Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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