I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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