We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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