well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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