I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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