Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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