meet me or not, i'm out of control
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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