I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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