Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
