It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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