i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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