OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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