I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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