Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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