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Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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